1 00:00:03,919 --> 00:00:05,154 What time does she get in? 2 00:00:05,189 --> 00:00:06,616 Any minute. We have to hurry. 3 00:00:06,651 --> 00:00:09,821 All right. I finally get to meet the famous Aunt Minn. 4 00:00:10,075 --> 00:00:11,440 Yep. 5 00:00:11,475 --> 00:00:13,237 Have you told her about me? 6 00:00:13,272 --> 00:00:14,904 I think your name's come up once or twice. 7 00:00:14,939 --> 00:00:15,832 What did you say? 8 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:17,603 I told her the truth. 9 00:00:17,638 --> 00:00:20,603 Sorry. 10 00:00:24,572 --> 00:00:27,293 Oh, hold on, Sharona, wait. We're on the wrong floor. 11 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,554 This is departures. Arrival's upstairs. 12 00:00:29,589 --> 00:00:32,554 I think you'd better sit down. 13 00:00:32,629 --> 00:00:35,119 Okay. I got good news and bad news. 14 00:00:35,154 --> 00:00:36,928 - What do you want to hear first? - Neither. 15 00:00:36,963 --> 00:00:38,003 Well, you gotta pick one. 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,384 I don't want to. 17 00:00:39,419 --> 00:00:41,945 If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, 18 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:45,019 because I'll be worryin' about the bad news, which is coming next. 19 00:00:45,359 --> 00:00:48,400 If you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, 20 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:49,996 - because I know... - Okay, okay. Adrian, Adrian. 21 00:00:50,031 --> 00:00:52,284 Just stop. 22 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,780 Okay, I'm just gonna say it. 23 00:00:54,815 --> 00:00:56,258 We're not here to pick up Aunt Minn. 24 00:00:56,293 --> 00:00:58,734 - Yes, we are. - No, no, no. We're not. 25 00:00:58,769 --> 00:01:00,560 Aunt Minn's not coming here. 26 00:01:00,595 --> 00:01:01,604 I'm going there. 27 00:01:01,639 --> 00:01:04,002 My, uh, flight leaves in about an hour, 28 00:01:04,037 --> 00:01:06,601 and I'm gonna be gone for seven days. 29 00:01:06,636 --> 00:01:08,838 - In a row? - Yeah. In a row. 30 00:01:08,873 --> 00:01:11,637 I didn't want to tell you 'cause I knew you were gonna freak out. 31 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:12,595 Now, you could either stay here... 32 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:14,019 - By myself? - No, no, no. 33 00:01:14,054 --> 00:01:17,019 My sister would look in on you, or... 34 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:19,234 you can come with me; I packed your things. 35 00:01:19,269 --> 00:01:21,341 No, no, I... Okay. 36 00:01:21,376 --> 00:01:24,218 I'm gonna need a day or two to think about it. 37 00:01:24,253 --> 00:01:25,778 You only got five minutes. 38 00:01:25,813 --> 00:01:28,812 This is the final boarding call for Alpha Air Flight 395 to Boston. 39 00:01:29,327 --> 00:01:31,535 All passengers, please proceed to Gate 10. 40 00:01:31,873 --> 00:01:36,506 Again, this is the final boarding call for Alpha Air's Flight 395 to Boston. 41 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,865 All passengers should proceed to Gate 10. 42 00:01:40,855 --> 00:01:42,010 Adrian? 43 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:44,372 Adrian? 44 00:01:44,973 --> 00:01:46,466 What's it gonna be? 45 00:01:46,501 --> 00:01:48,094 Ah... 46 00:01:48,129 --> 00:01:49,366 I'm gonna stay here. 47 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:50,628 By yourself? 48 00:01:50,663 --> 00:01:52,233 No, I'm gonna come with you. 49 00:01:52,268 --> 00:01:55,233 On the plane? 50 00:01:56,988 --> 00:01:59,988 You sure? 51 00:02:05,814 --> 00:02:08,615 Could I borrow your lipstick? 52 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,615 It was the only thing we couldn't match. 53 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:32,147 MONK Season 1 Epi. 13 Mr. Monk and the Airplane 54 00:03:15,466 --> 00:03:17,057 Ladies and gentlemen, please note, 55 00:03:17,092 --> 00:03:20,057 Nationwide Airlines Flight 476 to St. Louis has been delayed. 56 00:03:20,953 --> 00:03:21,959 I can assure you, Mr. Monk, 57 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,368 this particular aircraft has an excellent safety record. 58 00:03:24,403 --> 00:03:25,355 Could I see it? 59 00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:26,508 Adrian. 60 00:03:26,543 --> 00:03:28,125 He doesn't have the safety record with him. 61 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,028 How long would it take you to get a copy? 62 00:03:30,063 --> 00:03:32,329 Now he wants to see the safety record. 63 00:03:32,364 --> 00:03:35,406 Ugh! He's gonna sit right next to me. I know it. 64 00:03:35,839 --> 00:03:38,839 And the last time the plane was disinfected was... 65 00:03:39,451 --> 00:03:42,451 when, would you say? 66 00:03:44,214 --> 00:03:46,089 Ladies and gentlemen, please note all unattended luggage... 67 00:03:46,124 --> 00:03:47,241 Adrian. 68 00:03:47,276 --> 00:03:50,241 Undo your pockets and put your stuff in here. 69 00:03:55,573 --> 00:03:57,678 You didn't have to put them in Baggies, sir. 70 00:03:57,713 --> 00:04:00,678 No, he did. 71 00:04:01,053 --> 00:04:03,056 Nail clippers. You can't bring these on board. Sorry. 72 00:04:03,091 --> 00:04:04,408 So, she can't fly. 73 00:04:04,443 --> 00:04:06,806 Is that what you're saying? We have to stay here. 74 00:04:06,841 --> 00:04:08,992 No, we have to confiscate them. 75 00:04:09,027 --> 00:04:10,491 You sure you wanna go without your nail clippers? 76 00:04:10,526 --> 00:04:11,738 I'll buy new ones when we get there. 77 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,496 They may not have that exact model. 78 00:04:13,531 --> 00:04:16,496 Ah, I don't care. 79 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:21,524 Thank you. Go ahead. 80 00:04:21,563 --> 00:04:24,563 Okay, sir. Step through, please. 81 00:04:24,915 --> 00:04:27,039 Yes. Just step through, sir. 82 00:04:33,351 --> 00:04:34,865 Body check. 83 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:38,792 Sir, put your arms out, please. 84 00:04:51,436 --> 00:04:52,443 How did it go? 85 00:04:52,478 --> 00:04:54,568 Everything worked out exactly as I planned. 86 00:04:54,603 --> 00:04:55,737 They'll never find her. 87 00:04:55,772 --> 00:04:58,737 Let's go. 88 00:05:01,002 --> 00:05:02,166 Attention, passengers. 89 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:03,761 Blue Sky Air's flight... 90 00:05:03,796 --> 00:05:05,229 Adrian? 91 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:07,096 Hey. 92 00:05:07,131 --> 00:05:08,527 Are you okay? 93 00:05:08,562 --> 00:05:11,527 - You want a sedative? They're very mild. - No. No, thanks. 94 00:05:11,905 --> 00:05:14,111 Well, I bought some magazines. 95 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:16,744 You bought all those. 96 00:05:16,779 --> 00:05:17,912 What's the problem? 97 00:05:17,947 --> 00:05:20,587 It just seems like a lot of extra weight. 98 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,205 I am telling you, it's gonna be fine. 99 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,078 - It's the safest way to travel. - I know. Statistically, it's very safe. 100 00:05:27,532 --> 00:05:30,450 But here's my problem: You see that plane taking off? 101 00:05:31,354 --> 00:05:34,354 I know it happens 10,000 times a day, but... 102 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:37,192 it's really... it's really not possible, is it, 103 00:05:37,227 --> 00:05:39,015 when you really... 104 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:40,685 I mean, how can they fly? 105 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:44,061 They're made of metal. They weigh 200... tons. 106 00:05:44,842 --> 00:05:47,420 - Plus, now you're adding all the magazines... - Adrian, Adrian. 107 00:05:47,455 --> 00:05:50,479 Look. I know this is very hard for you. 108 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,306 It's a very big step. 109 00:05:53,341 --> 00:05:56,140 And I just want to let you know... 110 00:05:56,175 --> 00:05:58,857 I'm really proud of you. 111 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,611 Welcome. 112 00:06:01,646 --> 00:06:04,287 Mrs. Chabrol. Is your husband with you? 113 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,171 Oh, yes, he's just, um... 114 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:08,505 just running a little late. 115 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:09,897 Well, he better hurry. 116 00:06:09,932 --> 00:06:12,631 Just about ready to go, ma'am. 117 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:15,631 Next passenger, please? 118 00:06:18,056 --> 00:06:19,792 Mr. Monk! 119 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:22,792 It's nice to have you with us. 120 00:06:22,989 --> 00:06:26,476 - Oh, he's just a little nervous. - There's nothing to be nervous about. 121 00:06:28,565 --> 00:06:31,226 You're gonna have to let go of that ticket. 122 00:06:31,261 --> 00:06:34,226 Okay. Wait. 123 00:06:35,654 --> 00:06:38,654 Okay, take it. Take it. Quick. Quick. 124 00:06:41,919 --> 00:06:44,919 - Trouble ahead. - Oh, yeah. 125 00:06:47,934 --> 00:06:50,346 This is... This isn't so bad. 126 00:06:50,381 --> 00:06:53,081 This is first class. Keep walkin'. We're in steerage. 127 00:06:53,116 --> 00:06:54,401 Oh. 128 00:06:55,306 --> 00:06:57,492 - Oh, my God! - What? 129 00:06:57,527 --> 00:07:00,603 Oh, my God, that is Tim Daly! I love him! 130 00:07:00,638 --> 00:07:01,956 What is he, some kind of actor? 131 00:07:01,991 --> 00:07:04,626 Yeah.! He was on that show, Wings. 132 00:07:04,661 --> 00:07:07,619 Never saw it. Was it good? 133 00:07:07,654 --> 00:07:10,619 Well, he was. 134 00:07:13,323 --> 00:07:16,323 How ya doin'? 135 00:07:21,045 --> 00:07:23,927 Oh. Here, here. Adrian, Row 11. This is us. 136 00:07:23,962 --> 00:07:26,241 - "C" and "D." - I knew it. 137 00:07:26,276 --> 00:07:29,241 Why do I attract the crazies? 138 00:07:29,509 --> 00:07:31,515 Now, do you want the aisle or the middle? 139 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:33,703 Okay. L... I'll take th... 140 00:07:34,681 --> 00:07:35,704 Aisle. 141 00:07:35,739 --> 00:07:38,704 - You sure? - Aisle. Aisle. 142 00:07:39,078 --> 00:07:41,276 Middle. Middle. Oh, middle. Aisle! Aisle! 143 00:07:41,311 --> 00:07:43,167 I'm just gonna... wait. Aisle. Middle. 144 00:07:43,202 --> 00:07:44,981 Mister. Mister. Take this one. 145 00:07:45,016 --> 00:07:47,830 - I won't mind. - Oh, no, no, no. Please don't offer him a third choice. 146 00:07:47,865 --> 00:07:50,830 His head will explode. But... 147 00:07:50,984 --> 00:07:53,286 But thank you so much, sir. Thank you. 148 00:07:53,321 --> 00:07:54,718 Sit in the middle. 149 00:07:54,753 --> 00:07:56,783 It always happens to me. Always. 150 00:07:56,818 --> 00:07:59,459 I knew it. I knew it. 151 00:07:59,494 --> 00:08:01,362 Good choice. 152 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,140 So, business or pleasure? 153 00:08:03,175 --> 00:08:06,140 Uh, w-we're going to visit her aunt in New Jersey, so... 154 00:08:06,972 --> 00:08:09,972 - Yeah. - Neither. 155 00:08:10,683 --> 00:08:12,360 I'm Warren Beach. 156 00:08:12,395 --> 00:08:15,429 - "Beach," like Coney Island. - Oh. Adrian Monk. 157 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:20,243 Hi, Adrian. How are you? What's the matter? 158 00:08:21,207 --> 00:08:24,196 - I'm not sick. - No, he is. 159 00:08:24,231 --> 00:08:26,241 What is that? 160 00:08:26,276 --> 00:08:28,687 Oh, um, that's a diagram. 161 00:08:28,722 --> 00:08:31,687 It shows you what to do in case there's an emergency. 162 00:08:31,899 --> 00:08:34,899 How much time do we have to study this? 163 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:39,259 Oh, he's not exactly a frequent flyer, you know. 164 00:08:40,494 --> 00:08:43,533 Excuse me. Could I have a scotch and water, please? 165 00:08:43,771 --> 00:08:45,498 Not till we're airborne. 166 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:46,828 Are you okay? 167 00:08:46,863 --> 00:08:49,828 I just don't fly very often. 168 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:55,431 What's that? - Oh. That's your call button in case you need help. 169 00:09:00,654 --> 00:09:01,677 Can I help you? 170 00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:04,677 I was just testing the button. 171 00:09:05,228 --> 00:09:08,228 Seems to be working. 172 00:09:08,308 --> 00:09:11,308 So you can stop now. 173 00:09:11,366 --> 00:09:14,265 Adrian. Adrian. Sit. Sit down. Sit down. 174 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:16,932 Let me guess. 175 00:09:16,967 --> 00:09:18,491 First time on a plane? 176 00:09:18,526 --> 00:09:21,330 Oh, no, no. I've been on a plane before. 177 00:09:21,365 --> 00:09:24,730 - Where'd you go? - Well, uh...Didn't actually go anywhere. 178 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:28,067 Before we took off, I was crying so much, 179 00:09:28,353 --> 00:09:31,353 they asked my mother and me to leave the plane. 180 00:09:33,109 --> 00:09:36,021 Tell her how old you were. 181 00:09:36,056 --> 00:09:39,021 I was, uh, 27. 182 00:09:43,805 --> 00:09:46,599 Eleven-D's a real squawker. 183 00:09:46,634 --> 00:09:47,501 Do you need any help? 184 00:09:47,536 --> 00:09:51,329 Me? Honey, I've been doing this job for 19 years. 185 00:09:51,543 --> 00:09:54,220 I've never met a rider I couldn't handle. 186 00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:58,397 So, as a first-time flyer, you are sitting next to the right person! 187 00:09:58,693 --> 00:10:02,711 Look at that. That is the million-mile pin! 188 00:10:02,989 --> 00:10:06,455 I'm in sales. I fly two, three times a week, never had an accident. 189 00:10:06,952 --> 00:10:08,920 You see? 190 00:10:08,955 --> 00:10:12,066 Except last January, in San Diego. 191 00:10:12,501 --> 00:10:14,670 We overshot the runway. 192 00:10:14,705 --> 00:10:17,180 We had to ditch into the ocean. 193 00:10:17,215 --> 00:10:20,039 You know, those brochures are not always so accurate. 194 00:10:20,074 --> 00:10:23,300 In real life, people are fighting over the life preservers. 195 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,651 And you know how they say your cushion floats? 196 00:10:25,686 --> 00:10:27,611 Not all of them do. 197 00:10:27,646 --> 00:10:30,611 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 198 00:10:38,626 --> 00:10:39,616 We meet again. 199 00:10:39,651 --> 00:10:43,073 Excuse me, that woman back there... is coughing and coughing. 200 00:10:43,552 --> 00:10:45,058 She's not covering her mouth. 201 00:10:45,093 --> 00:10:48,058 - I'm not her mother. - I know, it's the air. 202 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,910 It's all recirculating, and... 203 00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:53,910 it feels like she's coughing right on me. 204 00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:57,473 We have a special supply of fresh air up front. 205 00:10:57,667 --> 00:11:00,434 I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm gonna have the captain... 206 00:11:00,469 --> 00:11:03,003 pipe it directly into your blower. 207 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,667 - Okay? - Okay. 208 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,656 Ah, don't tell anybody else. 209 00:11:08,691 --> 00:11:10,575 Thank you. 210 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:13,575 She was patronizing me, wasn't she? 211 00:11:13,776 --> 00:11:15,961 You sure complain a lot. 212 00:11:15,996 --> 00:11:16,885 Thank you. 213 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,725 You know what I think your name is? 214 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,344 Mr. "Complain-ey." - 215 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:23,798 Kid's got your number. 216 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:26,554 - Yes. It's the fourth row. - Oh, Barbara. 217 00:11:26,589 --> 00:11:28,930 Stefan! Thank God. Where were you? 218 00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:31,055 Uh, I went to the wrong gate. 219 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:34,055 Can you believe it? 220 00:11:41,379 --> 00:11:43,544 Her pin. Her pin. 221 00:11:43,777 --> 00:11:44,741 What pin? 222 00:11:44,776 --> 00:11:46,236 That... 223 00:11:46,271 --> 00:11:47,416 That woman's pin. 224 00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:50,077 She has a million-mile pin. 225 00:11:50,112 --> 00:11:51,602 So? 226 00:11:51,637 --> 00:11:54,602 She told the stewardess that she never flies. 227 00:11:55,437 --> 00:11:56,626 That's pretty sharp. 228 00:11:56,661 --> 00:11:58,263 You ought to be a detective. 229 00:11:58,298 --> 00:11:59,734 Oh, he is a detective. 230 00:11:59,769 --> 00:12:01,880 That's why he notices little things like that. 231 00:12:01,915 --> 00:12:03,820 "Noticing little things"? 232 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:06,798 Basically, that's all a salesman does. 233 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,663 Listen, if you ever need a job, call me. 234 00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:12,894 "Extension cords"? 235 00:12:12,929 --> 00:12:16,481 The largest distributor of extension cords in the world. 236 00:12:16,956 --> 00:12:19,833 We have 65% of the domestic market. 237 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,879 We make three-footers, six-footers, 238 00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:25,083 nine-footers... that's our big seller. 239 00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:28,308 It's 50% longer than the six-footer. 240 00:12:28,509 --> 00:12:30,342 That's right. 241 00:12:30,377 --> 00:12:32,818 - That's all you sell. - I'm fulfilled. 242 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,900 I mean, everybody takes extension cords for granted. 243 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:39,533 But just try to imagine how the world would be without them. 244 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:49,541 I guess all the furniture would be a lot closer to the walls. 245 00:12:49,944 --> 00:12:51,679 Exactly. 246 00:12:51,714 --> 00:12:54,713 "If it doesn't reach, call Warren Beach." 247 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,398 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 248 00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:59,284 - This is your captain speaking. - We're moving. 249 00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:01,495 W-W-W-We're rolling. W-W-W-We're going. We're moving. 250 00:13:01,742 --> 00:13:03,174 We have to move. 251 00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:06,125 That's how it works. 252 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,626 Welcome to Nationwide Airways Flight 635... 253 00:13:09,841 --> 00:13:12,188 nonstop to Newark, New Jersey. 254 00:13:12,223 --> 00:13:15,554 In the unlikely event of loss of cabin pressure, 255 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:19,800 an oxygen mask will drop automatically from the overhead compartment. 256 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,490 I'm sorry. You were talking so fast. 257 00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,262 Th-The overhead what, what, what? 258 00:13:24,297 --> 00:13:25,868 Compartment. 259 00:13:25,903 --> 00:13:29,660 Simply place the mask over your nose and mouth and breathe normally. 260 00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:31,027 Could you just say that little part again? 261 00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:33,756 I couldn't see. 262 00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:37,629 "...simply place the mask over your nose and mouth and breathe normally." 263 00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:40,579 - Maybe we should test them. - We don't need to test them. 264 00:13:40,614 --> 00:13:43,579 - But how do we know that they're working? - What? 265 00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:46,468 They all work, okay? 266 00:13:46,503 --> 00:13:48,923 - There are four exits in the aircraft. - Excuse me. 267 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:52,923 - Two in the foreca... - Excuse me. Uh, shh! 268 00:13:55,493 --> 00:13:57,481 "Two in the forward section," go on. 269 00:13:57,516 --> 00:13:59,821 And one over each wing. 270 00:13:59,856 --> 00:14:01,494 In the event of an evacuation, 271 00:14:01,529 --> 00:14:04,494 we are asking passengers seated nearest to the exits... 272 00:14:04,717 --> 00:14:06,796 I'm so sorry. 273 00:14:06,831 --> 00:14:12,656 How can we be sure that we have the best people sitting near the exits? 274 00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:14,827 If you don't think that the cabin is safe, 275 00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:18,388 perhaps you'd be more comfortable... flying downstairs in the cargo bay? 276 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,130 She got ya, Adrian. 277 00:14:25,151 --> 00:14:28,477 Can't find her... uh, my passport. 278 00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:31,671 Relax. Maybe it's in the other bag. 279 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:34,671 I'll take a look. 280 00:14:34,688 --> 00:14:36,052 Sir? Ma'am. 281 00:14:36,087 --> 00:14:38,220 Please sit down. We're underway. 282 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,026 Thank God. 283 00:14:40,061 --> 00:14:41,130 Excuse me. 284 00:14:41,165 --> 00:14:42,728 Check it out. 285 00:14:42,763 --> 00:14:44,247 - Please.! Sit down.! Take your seats. - Check it out. 286 00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:46,044 When they kissed in the terminal, 287 00:14:46,079 --> 00:14:48,576 she had to stand on tiptoe. 288 00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:51,576 She's grown at least two inches. 289 00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:55,252 - Voila. Sit down, Barbara. - Thank you. 290 00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:59,436 Ooh! We're off. 291 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,445 Excuse me. I can't feel my fingers. 292 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,832 Sharona, I have a bad feeling. 293 00:15:15,595 --> 00:15:17,456 I'm telling you, it's perfectly safe. 294 00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:20,305 I don't mean the plane. 295 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,426 That man. 296 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:25,426 I think he murdered his wife. 297 00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:29,381 You do? 298 00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:42,126 Can I get you something to drink? 299 00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:45,491 Do you like riddles? 300 00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:47,558 - Oh, yes. - Good. 'Cause I have one. 301 00:15:47,593 --> 00:15:49,043 Did I say yes? I meant no. 302 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,760 Pete and Repeat were in a boat. 303 00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:54,276 - Pete fell out. Who was left? - Repeat. 304 00:15:54,311 --> 00:15:56,158 Pete and Repeat were in a boat. 305 00:15:56,193 --> 00:15:59,043 - Pete fell out. Who was left? - Repeat. 306 00:15:59,078 --> 00:16:00,597 Pete and Repeat were in a boat. 307 00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:03,597 Pete fell out. Who was left? 308 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,863 Repeat. 309 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,962 Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left? 310 00:16:08,997 --> 00:16:10,601 Is that a new script? 311 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,601 Yeah. I can't decide whether or not to do it. 312 00:16:13,621 --> 00:16:16,621 Hit Man's Diary. Hmm. 313 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:19,638 If you do it, are you gonna shave your goatee? 314 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:23,482 - Why? - Well, it's-it's just something that I notice. 315 00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:25,694 Um, when you're clean-shaven, 316 00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:28,009 whatever you're in is a big hit. 317 00:16:28,524 --> 00:16:31,084 - Really? - Mm-hmm. Well, think about it. 318 00:16:31,119 --> 00:16:32,582 You got Diner, Wings, 319 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,195 Earth to the Moon...they were huge. 320 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:36,967 That's true. 321 00:16:37,002 --> 00:16:39,633 And I got an agent, a lawyer and a manager, and they never noticed that. 322 00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:42,633 And when you had a mustache in Year of the Comet, it... 323 00:16:44,284 --> 00:16:46,062 Bombed. 324 00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:47,821 Pete and Repeat were in a boat. 325 00:16:47,856 --> 00:16:50,169 Pete fell out. Who was left? 326 00:16:50,204 --> 00:16:52,665 - Repeat. - Pete and Repeat were in a boat. 327 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,665 Pete fell out. Who was left? 328 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,706 - Repeat. - Pete and Repeat were in a boat. 329 00:16:58,741 --> 00:17:01,706 Pete fell out. Who was left? 330 00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:04,448 - Repeat. - Pete and Repeat were in a boat. 331 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:07,448 Pete fell out. Who was left? 332 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,997 Repeat. 333 00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:17,087 - Thank you. - Pete and Repeat were in a boat. 334 00:17:17,122 --> 00:17:20,087 Pete fell out. Who was left? 335 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:24,458 Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left? 336 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,474 Repeat. 337 00:17:26,509 --> 00:17:28,763 - Mr. Monk? - Oh, thank God. 338 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,098 Will you help me? 339 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,098 - She is relentless. - Mr. Monk. 340 00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:36,573 I have 105 other passengers. 341 00:17:37,104 --> 00:17:40,104 The call bell is for emergencies only. 342 00:17:40,107 --> 00:17:42,371 Do you understand? 343 00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,496 Good. 344 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,077 Where's your friend? I want to show you something. - Oh, she's, uh... 345 00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:49,103 She's in the bathroom. 346 00:17:49,138 --> 00:17:51,819 No, she's not. It says, "Unoccupied." 347 00:17:52,274 --> 00:17:55,082 Uh... Hope she didn't leave. 348 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,082 How far could she go? It's an airplane. 349 00:17:58,383 --> 00:18:00,165 Listen, Adrian. You're a man of the world. 350 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,925 I think you would appreciate this. 351 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,458 See what I got in my hands, here? 352 00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:05,734 This is the longest... 353 00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:08,734 tri-prong, tri-outlet cord... 354 00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:12,235 - ever made domestically. - Uh-huh. 355 00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:16,153 It's 18 feet here. We call it, "The Anaconda." 356 00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:19,215 It's got a hook. This is a special feature, the hook. Here. 357 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,080 Just watch it. You don't even need to listen. There. 358 00:18:21,115 --> 00:18:23,224 Look at how good it hooks. Bingo! 359 00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,126 Would you like to read this? 360 00:18:25,161 --> 00:18:28,126 - Me? - Yeah. I'd like to know what you think. 361 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,805 You would like to know what I think? 362 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,034 Sharona. 363 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,663 What are you... doing? 364 00:18:32,698 --> 00:18:35,663 Adrian, I'm busy. 365 00:18:36,378 --> 00:18:38,278 I need help. 366 00:18:38,313 --> 00:18:41,398 Um, This is my boss, Adrian Monk. 367 00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:43,693 Oh. Hi, Tim Daly. 368 00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,329 Yeah. Hello. Ah. 369 00:18:45,364 --> 00:18:47,785 I'm told you're very talented. I really need you back there. 370 00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:50,095 Why don't you go back to your seat? 371 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,592 - Count the clouds. - I already did. 23. 372 00:18:52,627 --> 00:18:53,945 Excuse me. 373 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,332 She's not allowed up here, is she? 374 00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:59,326 I'm sorry, ma'am. You have to go back to coach. 375 00:18:59,361 --> 00:19:01,939 You tattled on her? 376 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,523 I can't believe it! You're a freakin' tattletale. 377 00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:07,523 He called me a freakin' tattletale. 378 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,508 Fourth row back. Overhead compartment. 379 00:19:28,104 --> 00:19:29,232 Oh, excuse me. 380 00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:32,343 I just need an extra blanket. I think I saw one up here. 381 00:19:35,872 --> 00:19:38,872 Got it. Thanks. 382 00:19:42,783 --> 00:19:45,783 I got it. 383 00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:54,500 Stefan "Chab-roll" C-H-A-B-R-O-L. 384 00:19:55,363 --> 00:19:58,363 They have a connecting flight to Paris at 5:15. 385 00:19:58,672 --> 00:19:59,597 Paris. 386 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,525 Now, if you don't mind, Tim Daly wants me to read the script for him. 387 00:20:06,777 --> 00:20:09,231 You really think he killed his wife? 388 00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:11,665 He always thinks people are killing each other. 389 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,811 That's true. 390 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,328 And I'll tell you why. 391 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,595 Because they are. 392 00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:17,743 Well, listen, Adrian. 393 00:20:17,778 --> 00:20:19,764 I'm a pretty good judge of people. 394 00:20:19,799 --> 00:20:22,764 If I wasn't, I couldn't sell extension cords. 395 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,574 So I think I know what's going on here. 396 00:20:25,609 --> 00:20:28,574 You're under a lot of stress. 397 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:31,172 You are trying to avoid thinking... 398 00:20:31,207 --> 00:20:35,172 that this plane is going to crash into a mountain. 399 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,145 Thank you. 400 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:43,488 So you're desperately... trying to think of something else to worry about! 401 00:20:43,803 --> 00:20:44,855 He's right. 402 00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:45,978 You really think so? 403 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:47,830 You gotta relax. Let me buy you a drink. 404 00:20:47,865 --> 00:20:49,528 I don't drink. 405 00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:50,797 You don't drink. Okay. 406 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,086 Well, wait. I got an idea here. 407 00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:56,301 This is a good idea. It's brand new, not opened. 408 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,813 There you go. Put this over your face. 409 00:20:58,848 --> 00:21:00,064 There you go. 410 00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:01,577 Now, kick your shoes off. 411 00:21:01,612 --> 00:21:04,412 We're gonna teach you to relax, Adrian. Good, good. Okay? 412 00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:06,436 Push your seat back. Give him a push. 413 00:21:06,471 --> 00:21:07,224 - Go back. - Ah. Ahh! 414 00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:09,998 There he goes, back. There you go! 415 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:13,902 - Do you mind? - No. No, I don't mind. 416 00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,959 How do you feel now? 417 00:21:15,994 --> 00:21:17,066 I feel better. 418 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:20,334 Good. Forget your problems. Go to a happy place. 419 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:23,015 Go to SeaWorld. 420 00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:24,665 I don't like crowds. 421 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,628 It's closed! It's a holiday. 422 00:21:26,663 --> 00:21:28,837 You're there alone. Easy. 423 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,921 There was no murder, was there? 424 00:21:33,006 --> 00:21:34,579 No. �� 425 00:21:34,614 --> 00:21:37,579 There are no killers aboard. 426 00:21:37,741 --> 00:21:40,741 No killers. 427 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:47,150 Mrs. Chabrol? There we go. 428 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,381 Oh, what-what's this? 429 00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,494 Your vegetarian meal. 430 00:21:52,529 --> 00:21:55,361 Oh, no, no. I wanted turkey. 431 00:21:55,396 --> 00:21:58,911 Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't you call ahead for the vegetarian? 432 00:21:59,226 --> 00:22:01,998 Uh, I ordered it, sweetheart. Remember? I told you. 433 00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:03,618 Oh! 434 00:22:03,653 --> 00:22:05,301 Did you hear that? 435 00:22:05,336 --> 00:22:08,096 What? 436 00:22:08,131 --> 00:22:11,096 She forgot she was a vegetarian? 437 00:22:11,485 --> 00:22:12,926 Who forgets they're vegetarian? 438 00:22:12,961 --> 00:22:15,926 It's like forgetting you're a Republican. 439 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,621 Something's going on here. 440 00:22:18,656 --> 00:22:21,071 I'm gonna call Captain Stottlemeyer as soon as we land. 441 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:23,876 Why don't you call him now? 442 00:22:23,911 --> 00:22:26,876 That's a phone. 443 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,634 Disher. - It's Adrian Monk. Is the captain there? 444 00:22:35,669 --> 00:22:37,495 No, Monk. It's Sunday. 445 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:38,336 Where are you? 446 00:22:38,371 --> 00:22:40,829 Uh, I'm, uh, I'm in an airplane. 447 00:22:40,864 --> 00:22:42,449 Flying, uh... I'm flying. 448 00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:46,471 - Have you been kidnapped? - No. Going to New Jersey. 449 00:22:46,506 --> 00:22:49,408 On an airplane. It's no big deal. Listen. 450 00:22:49,443 --> 00:22:52,288 Did anything strange happen at the airport this morning? 451 00:22:52,323 --> 00:22:53,577 Strange, as in what? 452 00:22:53,612 --> 00:22:55,338 Did-Did a body turn up? 453 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,978 A female, 5'7", mid-forties? 454 00:22:58,013 --> 00:23:00,978 Hold on. 455 00:23:03,144 --> 00:23:04,699 No. Not a thing. 456 00:23:04,734 --> 00:23:06,093 What's goin'on, Monk? 457 00:23:06,128 --> 00:23:08,687 Passenger on the plane. 458 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:11,217 Think he might have murdered his wife just before we left. 459 00:23:11,252 --> 00:23:13,200 Monk, there's nothing on the sheet. 460 00:23:13,235 --> 00:23:14,529 Could you check the guy out? 461 00:23:14,564 --> 00:23:15,989 Name is Stefan Chabrol. 462 00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:17,698 C-H-A-B-R-O-L. 463 00:23:18,054 --> 00:23:21,054 Fine. I'll do what I can. 464 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,342 Are you really up there in an airplane? 465 00:23:24,377 --> 00:23:27,342 It's better than being up here not in an airplane. 466 00:23:27,504 --> 00:23:28,546 I'll call you back. 467 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,546 Okay. 468 00:23:34,701 --> 00:23:36,398 What is that? What is that? 469 00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:39,398 I don't know. The flaps or something. 470 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,862 - Did you see that? - No. 471 00:23:47,897 --> 00:23:51,165 Did you see... He knew we were gonna turn. 472 00:23:52,538 --> 00:23:55,018 He knows about planes. Sharona, wake up. 473 00:23:55,598 --> 00:23:57,519 Sharona. Wake up. 474 00:23:57,554 --> 00:24:01,746 He knows about airplanes. He lifted his glass... 475 00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:07,919 - Disher. - Randy. I think he works for the airlines. 476 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:10,433 Y-Yeah, hang on. I just found him. 477 00:24:10,468 --> 00:24:11,620 You're right. He's a pilot. 478 00:24:11,655 --> 00:24:13,245 He flies for Paris Air. How'd you know? 479 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,866 I'll tell you later. 480 00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:16,442 Is there anything on the wife? 481 00:24:16,477 --> 00:24:17,752 Yeah, wife. 482 00:24:17,787 --> 00:24:20,062 Barbara, maiden name, Lesser. 483 00:24:20,097 --> 00:24:22,588 - She's a trust fund baby. - Details. 484 00:24:22,623 --> 00:24:24,854 Well, her family owns Lesser Pharmaceuticals. 485 00:24:24,889 --> 00:24:27,123 Her mother and father both deceased. 486 00:24:27,158 --> 00:24:31,800 If Stefan wanted to be with another woman, And keep the cash flowing... 487 00:24:31,835 --> 00:24:34,147 They'd have to pretend the wife was still alive. 488 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,334 There's your motive. 489 00:24:36,369 --> 00:24:39,043 Chabrol found an accomplice who's Barbara Lesser's double. 490 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,670 A dead ringer. 491 00:24:40,705 --> 00:24:44,123 They killed her at the airport... after she checked in. 492 00:24:44,722 --> 00:24:46,734 So, officially, she's boarded the plane, 493 00:24:46,769 --> 00:24:48,985 and they're probably never coming back. 494 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,699 They're just gonna stay in France and collect the money. 495 00:24:51,734 --> 00:24:54,079 W-Well, we need a body, Monk. Where's the body? 496 00:24:54,114 --> 00:24:55,594 That's the question. 497 00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:58,702 They had to make sure... it would never be found. 498 00:24:58,737 --> 00:25:00,465 Well, it can't be on the plane. 499 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,850 It's still gotta be at the airport somewhere. 500 00:25:02,885 --> 00:25:05,850 Monk, I'm on my way. 501 00:25:13,948 --> 00:25:15,830 Oh, excuse me. 502 00:25:15,865 --> 00:25:18,830 I know this may be none of my business, but... 503 00:25:19,011 --> 00:25:20,708 you see that man in 11-D... 504 00:25:20,743 --> 00:25:21,919 do you know him? 505 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,318 No. Should I? 506 00:25:23,353 --> 00:25:26,301 Well, he's been talking about you the whole trip. 507 00:25:26,336 --> 00:25:27,732 He thinks you murdered your wife. 508 00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:29,755 - He what? - Don't worry. 509 00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:31,992 No one's gonna believe him. He's a real fruitcake. 510 00:25:32,027 --> 00:25:34,887 But you might want to... want to keep an eye on him, you know? 511 00:25:35,346 --> 00:25:37,103 Yes. Yes, I will. 512 00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:40,103 I'm tellin' you. You're wasting my time and your time. 513 00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:43,220 This airport's the most secure piece of real estate in the city. 514 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,785 If there was a body somewhere, 515 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:47,197 we would have found it. 516 00:25:47,232 --> 00:25:48,755 Now, I don't know where you're gettin' your information from... 517 00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:51,410 Now, I tell you where I'm gettin' my information from, 518 00:25:51,445 --> 00:25:53,596 Adrian Monk. Maybe you've heard of him. 519 00:25:53,631 --> 00:25:56,596 No. 520 00:25:58,651 --> 00:26:01,651 Stefan.! 521 00:26:02,263 --> 00:26:04,347 - Bernard. - What a small world. 522 00:26:04,382 --> 00:26:06,686 - Can you believe this? - No. 523 00:26:06,721 --> 00:26:09,563 I was just thinking about your father, God rest his soul. 524 00:26:09,879 --> 00:26:12,341 - Are you heading back home? - Yeah, that's right. 525 00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:16,356 Yes, me too. I haven't seen you since the big anniversary party. - Ah! 526 00:26:16,865 --> 00:26:19,865 Barbara, ravissante, comme toujours. 527 00:26:20,206 --> 00:26:21,595 It's a pleasure to meet you. 528 00:26:21,630 --> 00:26:23,210 To meet me? 529 00:26:23,245 --> 00:26:24,895 Well, you don't remember. 530 00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:26,811 You're breaking an old man's heart. 531 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:29,568 I taught you how to waltz that night. 532 00:26:29,603 --> 00:26:31,731 Oh, yes. Of course you did. 533 00:26:31,766 --> 00:26:33,677 I'm sorry, I'd forgotten. 534 00:26:33,712 --> 00:26:37,145 Moi, j'aurais pu jamais oubliee une soiree pareille. 535 00:26:37,422 --> 00:26:39,141 I'm sorry, I don't speak French. 536 00:26:39,176 --> 00:26:40,454 Since when? 537 00:26:40,489 --> 00:26:42,049 We spoke for over an hour. 538 00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:43,460 That was only three years ago. 539 00:26:43,495 --> 00:26:46,460 Uh, Bernard. 540 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:58,682 Excuse me. 541 00:27:00,997 --> 00:27:03,246 I'm so sorry, monsieur. I am sorry. 542 00:27:03,281 --> 00:27:04,393 Let me get you a napkin. 543 00:27:04,428 --> 00:27:06,949 No. No, I'm fine. 544 00:27:06,984 --> 00:27:09,949 Very well. 545 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:13,379 Sharona, wake up. Wake up! 546 00:27:13,406 --> 00:27:15,391 Wake up. He spilled his wine. 547 00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:18,391 It's staining. I can feel it. 548 00:27:19,057 --> 00:27:22,057 Stain remover. Add water and rub it in. 549 00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:23,842 Would you do it? 550 00:27:23,877 --> 00:27:27,026 I-If you did it, then I wouldn't have to do it. 551 00:28:28,048 --> 00:28:31,089 This is the captain. We're experiencing some minor turbulence. 552 00:28:31,305 --> 00:28:34,500 Please remain seated. We should be out of this momentarily. 553 00:28:41,285 --> 00:28:43,190 Could you put your tray up, ma'am? 554 00:28:43,225 --> 00:28:46,190 Here. Let me help you. 555 00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:03,887 May I help you? 556 00:29:03,922 --> 00:29:05,850 I, uh... 557 00:29:05,885 --> 00:29:09,223 I was looking for some, uh, magazines. 558 00:29:36,933 --> 00:29:39,933 - Oh, merci. - Alors. 559 00:29:41,169 --> 00:29:43,184 Thank you for understanding. 560 00:29:43,219 --> 00:29:46,062 The woman is obviously not Barbara. 561 00:29:46,097 --> 00:29:48,168 I saw nothing! 562 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,592 I knew you'd understand. 563 00:29:50,627 --> 00:29:53,409 To our wives and lovers. 564 00:29:53,444 --> 00:29:56,409 May they never meet. 565 00:29:57,435 --> 00:30:00,150 Hello? Excuse me. 566 00:30:00,185 --> 00:30:02,743 Excuse me. Hello.! 567 00:30:02,778 --> 00:30:05,743 Hello? This isn't funny. 568 00:30:05,822 --> 00:30:08,738 - Hello? My God. - Adrian. 569 00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:11,738 Adrian, what are you doing in there? 570 00:30:13,099 --> 00:30:15,061 What is that? 571 00:30:15,096 --> 00:30:16,209 It's my will. 572 00:30:16,244 --> 00:30:17,727 Excuse me. 573 00:30:17,762 --> 00:30:19,962 - Excuse me. Neil! - What? 574 00:30:20,156 --> 00:30:22,139 We have a situation. 575 00:30:22,174 --> 00:30:25,139 You better call Bobby. 576 00:30:33,461 --> 00:30:36,461 He's dead. 577 00:30:48,123 --> 00:30:50,120 We could divert to Pittsburgh. 578 00:30:50,155 --> 00:30:53,263 No, this time of day, they'd probably give us priority right into Newark. 579 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,990 What is this? 580 00:30:56,025 --> 00:30:58,546 That's heart medicine. 581 00:30:58,581 --> 00:30:59,388 Well, the guy had a heart attack. 582 00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:00,455 I don't think so. 583 00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:01,624 Are you a doctor? 584 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:04,624 No, sir. I'm a homicide detective. 585 00:31:04,976 --> 00:31:06,369 Can I see some I. D.? 586 00:31:06,404 --> 00:31:08,267 Well, actually, um, 587 00:31:08,302 --> 00:31:10,640 - I'm not currently active. - Mm-hmm. 588 00:31:10,934 --> 00:31:13,183 But there is a situation on the plane. 589 00:31:13,218 --> 00:31:15,472 I've been watching two of your passengers. 590 00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:19,161 I think they might have been involved in a homicide back at the airport. 591 00:31:20,068 --> 00:31:21,360 And in this. 592 00:31:21,395 --> 00:31:24,318 Bobby? 593 00:31:24,353 --> 00:31:27,318 This is the man that I was telling you about. 594 00:31:28,294 --> 00:31:30,056 Sir, I'm gonna ask you to go back to your seat. 595 00:31:30,091 --> 00:31:31,272 No, no. You don't understand. 596 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,758 No, no, you don't understand. You're making a scene. 597 00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:36,140 Now, please, turn around and go back to your seat. 598 00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:41,328 Wine glass. 599 00:31:52,847 --> 00:31:54,384 What happened? 600 00:31:54,419 --> 00:31:56,920 The old man knew that's not his real wife. 601 00:31:56,955 --> 00:31:58,439 I think they killed him. 602 00:31:58,474 --> 00:32:00,578 - They what? - Can you prove it? 603 00:32:00,993 --> 00:32:03,859 An autopsy would. But that'd take three or four days. 604 00:32:04,004 --> 00:32:06,636 They'll be in France by then. It'd take years to extradite them. 605 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:10,094 Unless I have proof. 606 00:32:10,116 --> 00:32:12,180 Physical proof. 607 00:32:12,215 --> 00:32:13,206 What is it? 608 00:32:13,241 --> 00:32:15,297 I don't know. Some kind of powder. 609 00:32:15,332 --> 00:32:16,672 Do you have a match? 610 00:32:16,707 --> 00:32:18,378 Yes. Get a load of this. 611 00:32:18,413 --> 00:32:23,253 The company gave me this for selling 1,000 miles of extension cord. 612 00:32:25,579 --> 00:32:27,868 What is it we're doing now, Adrian? 613 00:32:27,903 --> 00:32:30,441 Burning off the alcohol residue. 614 00:32:30,476 --> 00:32:32,175 Hey, stewardess. That guy has a lighter. 615 00:32:32,210 --> 00:32:33,997 What is it? 616 00:32:34,032 --> 00:32:35,064 Ethylene. 617 00:32:35,099 --> 00:32:37,619 It's a solvent, used in refrigerator coolant. 618 00:32:37,654 --> 00:32:39,031 Excuse me. 619 00:32:39,066 --> 00:32:42,166 - Were you just using that? - No. 620 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,578 Yes, he was. I could see him. 621 00:32:44,613 --> 00:32:46,199 No, no, no, no. He was just playing with it. 622 00:32:46,234 --> 00:32:47,508 It won't happen again. 623 00:32:47,543 --> 00:32:48,895 You're right, it won't. 624 00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:49,916 Give it to me, please? 625 00:32:49,951 --> 00:32:52,026 Oh, the company gave it to me. 626 00:32:52,061 --> 00:32:53,147 You'll get it when we land. 627 00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:54,271 - And the glass. - No! 628 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,706 No. No, no, no. Not the glass. 629 00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:59,706 That's material evidence. 630 00:33:02,129 --> 00:33:03,929 Where did you dump her? 631 00:33:03,964 --> 00:33:04,977 Pardon me? 632 00:33:05,012 --> 00:33:06,248 Your wife. 633 00:33:06,283 --> 00:33:09,248 What did you do with the body? 634 00:33:09,313 --> 00:33:11,594 He's upset. I spilled some wine on him earlier. 635 00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:14,485 Mr. Monk, I am only gonna to say this once. 636 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,138 It is a federal offense to disobey a flight attendant. 637 00:33:17,173 --> 00:33:19,073 - But... - If you get out of your seat again, 638 00:33:19,108 --> 00:33:22,876 I will call the air marshals... and have them meet you when we land. 639 00:33:23,109 --> 00:33:26,109 Sit down! 640 00:33:29,262 --> 00:33:30,656 What... What are you doing? 641 00:33:30,691 --> 00:33:33,656 You won't be needing that again. 642 00:33:43,701 --> 00:33:47,667 Ugh! Look at me. I'm shaking.! 643 00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:50,862 You'll be fine. 644 00:33:52,116 --> 00:33:57,071 What are you doing? I thought you'd quit. - I did! 645 00:33:59,887 --> 00:34:02,143 - Maybe it's in one of these suitcases. - Not possible. 646 00:34:02,178 --> 00:34:04,248 Everything's X-rayed. 647 00:34:04,283 --> 00:34:05,743 How late you think we're gonna go? 648 00:34:05,778 --> 00:34:06,770 I don't know. 649 00:34:06,805 --> 00:34:07,876 'Cause here's the thing. 650 00:34:07,911 --> 00:34:09,452 My shift ends at noon. 651 00:34:09,487 --> 00:34:10,949 After that, it's overtime. 652 00:34:10,984 --> 00:34:14,118 Plus, today's Sunday, so that's another 25 an hour. 653 00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,871 - He's a pilot. - Yeah. 654 00:34:17,906 --> 00:34:20,586 So, if he had valid I. D., he could go anywhere he wanted to, right? 655 00:34:21,064 --> 00:34:23,371 Just about. 656 00:34:23,406 --> 00:34:26,414 Okay. Oh, okay. 657 00:34:27,889 --> 00:34:29,261 - Are you okay? - Shh. 658 00:34:30,489 --> 00:34:33,489 I've seen Monk do this a hundred times. 659 00:34:43,729 --> 00:34:45,803 - You can't make this movie. - I can't? 660 00:34:45,838 --> 00:34:47,583 No, no. I won't let you. 661 00:34:47,618 --> 00:34:49,645 This character, Glenn, kills people. 662 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,880 Well, yeah. He's a hit man. 663 00:34:50,915 --> 00:34:53,761 Okay. Look. On page 57, 664 00:34:54,580 --> 00:34:57,012 he chops off a guy's foot. 665 00:34:57,047 --> 00:34:59,054 You can't chop off a guy's foot. 666 00:34:59,089 --> 00:35:01,019 You're Tim Daly, you're a nice guy, 667 00:35:01,054 --> 00:35:02,167 and that's why we love you. 668 00:35:02,202 --> 00:35:04,201 I just thought it would be a good change of pace. 669 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:05,625 Okay, look. 670 00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:07,261 All I know is that if I go to a movie... 671 00:35:07,296 --> 00:35:09,265 and I see you chopping off a guy's foot, 672 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:12,041 I'm gonna want my money back. 673 00:35:12,076 --> 00:35:14,307 You know what? You're right. 674 00:35:14,342 --> 00:35:15,843 I'm gonna pass. 675 00:35:15,878 --> 00:35:18,843 I'm gonna call my agent right now and leave a message. 676 00:35:19,514 --> 00:35:21,968 Really? Because of me? 677 00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:26,155 You're my guardian angel. 678 00:35:39,731 --> 00:35:42,427 His shoes. 679 00:35:42,462 --> 00:35:43,737 Whose shoes? 680 00:35:43,772 --> 00:35:45,659 Chabrol's. 681 00:35:45,694 --> 00:35:48,424 Before we left the airport, he was getting his shoes shined. 682 00:35:48,459 --> 00:35:50,955 That's why he was late getting on the plane. 683 00:35:50,990 --> 00:35:52,164 So? 684 00:35:52,199 --> 00:35:55,164 So why would a man who just killed his wife... 685 00:35:55,898 --> 00:35:58,147 be worried about his shoes? 686 00:35:58,182 --> 00:36:01,421 Because he... 687 00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:03,234 I don't know. 688 00:36:06,303 --> 00:36:09,303 I need an extension cord. 689 00:36:37,293 --> 00:36:38,971 It doesn't reach. 690 00:36:39,006 --> 00:36:41,971 Call Warren Beach. 691 00:36:43,048 --> 00:36:46,435 May I suggest the Anaconda? 692 00:36:51,389 --> 00:36:54,373 I'll need it back. It's the prototype. 693 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:23,972 What did he step in? 694 00:37:24,769 --> 00:37:26,485 Cement. 695 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,919 Did you say, cement? 696 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:30,204 Is there a construction site at the airport? 697 00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:31,797 Construction. Near the airport. 698 00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,473 They're renovating the terminal. 699 00:37:33,508 --> 00:37:35,378 - It's right through there. - Good. Let's go. 700 00:37:35,413 --> 00:37:37,882 Um, here's the thing. 701 00:37:37,917 --> 00:37:39,988 I'm overdue for my break. 702 00:37:40,023 --> 00:37:41,708 Shut up and show me where it is. 703 00:37:41,743 --> 00:37:44,383 Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the seat belt sign. 704 00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:47,533 Please make sure that your carry-on luggage is stowed... 705 00:37:47,568 --> 00:37:50,533 underneath the seat in front of you or in the overhead bins. 706 00:37:50,614 --> 00:37:53,055 Thank you. 707 00:37:53,090 --> 00:37:54,179 We're almost out of time, Randy. 708 00:37:54,214 --> 00:37:55,471 What have you got? 709 00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:59,499 Monk, it's a construction site, right around the corner from the ladies' room. 710 00:37:59,534 --> 00:38:02,254 It's perfect. They've been pouring concrete here all week. 711 00:38:02,289 --> 00:38:03,286 If he had security clearance, 712 00:38:03,321 --> 00:38:05,338 he could have carried her back here in a suitcase or something. 713 00:38:05,373 --> 00:38:07,520 We poured the foundation this morning. 714 00:38:07,555 --> 00:38:08,812 It's already hardened. 715 00:38:08,847 --> 00:38:10,142 So what would it take to dig it up? 716 00:38:10,177 --> 00:38:13,450 Four guys, a couple of drills and a court order. 717 00:38:14,007 --> 00:38:15,805 Fine. Do it. How long? 718 00:38:16,001 --> 00:38:16,938 Hour and a half. 719 00:38:16,973 --> 00:38:18,262 Monk, it's gonna be an hour and a half to dig it up. 720 00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:20,181 We don't have an hour and a half. 721 00:38:20,216 --> 00:38:22,468 They're gonna be on a plane to Paris at 5:15. 722 00:38:22,905 --> 00:38:25,298 Well, then, you have to stall them. 723 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,685 What did he say? 724 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,685 We're gonna have to stall them. 725 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:48,143 Well, this is a flight I'll never forget... although I'll sure try to. 726 00:38:48,742 --> 00:38:51,924 Adrian, I've been thinking over your theory about the French couple, 727 00:38:52,203 --> 00:38:54,426 and I've come to a conclusion. 728 00:38:54,461 --> 00:38:57,426 I'd like my card back. 729 00:38:58,647 --> 00:39:00,478 Thank you. Bye! 730 00:39:03,867 --> 00:39:05,707 Sweet! 731 00:39:05,742 --> 00:39:06,997 What is? 732 00:39:07,032 --> 00:39:09,997 Double overtime. 733 00:39:15,902 --> 00:39:17,640 Sharona! 734 00:39:17,675 --> 00:39:19,340 Oh, Aunt Minn! 735 00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:21,167 - Look at you! - We're losin' 'em. 736 00:39:21,202 --> 00:39:22,284 How was your flight? 737 00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:23,867 - See that guy over there? - We need to go. 738 00:39:23,902 --> 00:39:25,895 He killed his wife and poisoned a guy on the plane. 739 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,356 - Sharona. - Adrian thinks he used refrigerator coolants. 740 00:39:28,391 --> 00:39:30,608 We have tickets to The Music Man. 741 00:39:30,643 --> 00:39:33,608 That's one of my favorites. Excuse me. 742 00:39:35,890 --> 00:39:39,959 Final boarding call for Flight 17 to Paris, departing from Gate 29. 743 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:41,697 This is a final boarding call. 744 00:39:41,732 --> 00:39:44,627 Please check in at the desk at Gate 29 immediately. 745 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,883 - Disher. - Monk here. 746 00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:01,532 Monk, we've found something. It might be the body. 747 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,310 We'll know for sure in 20 minutes. 748 00:40:04,345 --> 00:40:05,787 We're too late. 749 00:40:05,822 --> 00:40:08,395 Disher needs 20 minutes. They're already on the plane. 750 00:40:08,691 --> 00:40:11,889 Bonjour, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Flight 17... 751 00:40:12,126 --> 00:40:15,126 Oh, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris. 752 00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,121 Lieutenant? Lieutenant! 753 00:40:18,576 --> 00:40:22,231 Do you think you can find... a duty roster for a flight leaving Newark? 754 00:40:22,446 --> 00:40:25,349 Duty roster, yeah. I'll see what I can do. 755 00:40:25,384 --> 00:40:27,960 Duty roster. All flights out of Newark. 756 00:40:27,995 --> 00:40:30,960 Go! 757 00:40:31,746 --> 00:40:33,566 Hi! Hello. 758 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,925 Yeah. I'm worried about a buddy of mine. 759 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,417 Uh, Captain Claude Pritchard. 760 00:40:38,452 --> 00:40:40,645 Claude Pritchard the pilot, yeah. He's on the tarmac right now. 761 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,015 He's been cleared to take off. 762 00:40:42,050 --> 00:40:44,143 So, he made it okay. 763 00:40:44,178 --> 00:40:46,478 What a relief. Unbelievable. 764 00:40:46,956 --> 00:40:47,918 What do you mean? 765 00:40:47,953 --> 00:40:50,602 Uh, oh, he was in pretty bad shape when I left him. 766 00:40:50,637 --> 00:40:53,602 We were out partying all last night, and into this morning, and... 767 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:57,180 we're just... party boys. 768 00:40:57,799 --> 00:40:59,450 Party boys? 769 00:40:59,485 --> 00:41:02,484 Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty ugly there for... 770 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:05,446 I tried to take his keys away, but you know 771 00:41:05,481 --> 00:41:12,766 how old Claude gets when he's totally...Hammered. 772 00:41:12,801 --> 00:41:15,480 Ladies and gentlemen, we have been asked to return to the gate. 773 00:41:15,978 --> 00:41:17,373 Please stay in your seats. 774 00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:20,250 We will be underway in just a few moments. 775 00:41:20,285 --> 00:41:22,621 Monk, we found her. 776 00:41:22,656 --> 00:41:24,888 Female, mid-40s. 777 00:41:24,923 --> 00:41:26,281 Just like you said. 778 00:41:26,316 --> 00:41:28,405 I already put a call into the Newark P. D. 779 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,405 They should be pickin' up our guy as we speak. 780 00:41:43,594 --> 00:41:46,840 Monsieur Monk, is it true this was your first flight? 781 00:41:47,498 --> 00:41:48,504 That's right. 782 00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:51,017 On ne peut pas tous prevenir. 783 00:41:51,052 --> 00:41:54,017 One cannot prepare for everything. 784 00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:04,199 - Yeah. All right. - Ooh. Excuse me. 785 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:07,788 - Tim? - All right. I'll talk to you later. 786 00:42:07,808 --> 00:42:09,615 Tim, hi. Um... 787 00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:11,516 I wanted to give you my number. 788 00:42:11,551 --> 00:42:13,376 I'm gonna be in town all week. 789 00:42:13,411 --> 00:42:15,909 George Clooney just signed on to do the part in that movie. 790 00:42:16,305 --> 00:42:17,883 The one I read? 791 00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:20,883 They're talking to Scorsese to direct. 792 00:42:22,897 --> 00:42:25,897 - Oh. He's good. - Yeah. 793 00:42:28,404 --> 00:42:31,245 Hey, hey. Um, can I tell you something? 794 00:42:31,539 --> 00:42:34,646 Even if it's a blockbuster, and George Clooney wins an Oscar, 795 00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:37,751 I'm not gonna go see it, on principle. 796 00:42:39,081 --> 00:42:40,652 Thank you. 797 00:42:40,687 --> 00:42:43,652 Uh, Don't forget this. 798 00:42:44,296 --> 00:42:47,296 Bye! 799 00:42:52,829 --> 00:42:54,079 Isn't he famous? 800 00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:55,655 He's some kind of actor. 801 00:42:55,690 --> 00:42:57,138 Sharona's helping him with his career. 802 00:42:57,173 --> 00:43:00,138 Oh, how exciting.! 803 00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:04,172 - Good to see you! - Yeah, so, uh, how's your cat doin'? 804 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,974 Oh, I love my kitty, you know? 805 00:43:06,009 --> 00:43:08,974 But I think he's probably deaf. 806 00:43:14,244 --> 00:43:17,000 It's just not possible. 807 00:43:17,050 --> 00:43:21,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0